Good Morning Bitches...

I. GO. SHOPING.

TOOTZ :)

Wale ft John Mayer- Letter

I have signed and deemed this song on of the hottest of the century!! Wale NEVER upsets me. EVER!!!! This dude is fucking amazing. The concept, the flow!!! Wale is th bomb.com. The best line= last part of the verse..about the cigarettes..LOVE it. My entire ipod is full of him..Wale is seriously my FAVORITE rapper right now...He is amazing!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! IM TELLING!!!!!!!!!

mhmmm. VERY old pics.

Kerry Washington looks FAB!!!!

LMFAOOOOOOO @ the BBW Bag. Really???? She Better LOVE Her Some Japanese Cherry Blossom.

still hate her though.

Chills. This Man Just Gives Me Chills.....

i LOVE this song!!!!!!!!!!!

Better Quality of "Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart"

IIITTTTT'SSSSS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Every Day Headache Thing.......IT AIN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ughh, I am DEF fasting this wknd and for like the next 5 weeks. i feel and look HUGE. i can't even sit up correctly. That lunch i just had should be a SIN!!!! omg, i feel so super sick too!!!!!!!

SUN = TOO Bright..Goodbye and Go Away

I freaking need to wear sunglasses in here. And that stupid shade isn't doing anything!!!!

My "Get Rich Quick" Scheme (sp??)

So I've finally found the get quickest and easiest way to get rich. Simply take a picture with a celebrity, "accidentally" put it on twitter/facebook/blog etc, allow tmz,bossip,mediatakeout, perezhilton and all those other sites to get to it...BAM!!! You're in the media....Now despite whether or not the rumors aren't true (which they probably won't be), take that shit and run with it. Gas up your stories to the UMPH degree. Have EVERYONE believing you did this and that. And to put your name even more in the headlines...you say "I'm pregnant by HIS baby". Pshh, VH1 will be DYING to give you a reality show.

Let the money making begin...Hmm, lets see if it works!!!!!

What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WACHOVIA is CRAZY!!!!! they are telling me that i have absolutely no access to my account (which I closed last week) and although my payroll went in today, they will not allow me to take the money out. PLUS they charged me an overdraft fee. Overdraft for WHAT??? I freaking closed my account!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay and Alicia...THEY Should Get Together!!!

They rocked the HELL outta that performance. And ::claps:: they were the first EVER hip hop group to perform at a world series game. Look at this..first Obama and now Jay-z. White people are HATING this!!!

Good Morning Stupid Friday

Today...

cramps
tired
headache (again)
work (again)
problems
stupid associates (again)
smudged nails
EXTREMELY TIRED

so apparently my cereal had ants in it. I wasn't aware of that until I took the last bite and I was like "wait!!" i thought those black things were burnt cheerios "/

My Head is on FIRE!!!

Goodnite and Goodbye Stupid World.

yea yea yea.

SERIOUSLY...

I WANT TO FUCKING SHOOT TODAY IN THE HEAD!

Alicia's NEWEST Single!!!!!!

Wow..Not too Shabby.

I use to think Cudi was sucha cutie..and now all of a sudden I'm just like YUCK!!! But I know what it is--his overly large fucking head!!!!

Rapex: The BEST Thing EVER Invented.

Sonette Ehlers, of South Africa (the rape capital of the world), has invented an anti-rape device that goes by the name, Rapex. The device is basically a female condom with teeth lining the inside that work just like the protective spikes in a parking garage… You can go in, but whatever you do, don't back out. The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is removed; supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape. Further, according to Ms. Ehlers, the device will need to be surgically removed at a hospital, which will lead to the capture of the rapist

Divorce Cakes. Like IT and LOVE IT!

Kanye West Glow in The Dark Tour Book= LOVE :)

FAIL!!! A Little Too Much for Me.

I Would Like to See MORE of THIS!!!

More of THEM!!

Teyana "Attention Whore" Taylor

Clearly these pics had some sort of alterations. One minute this girls lips are all over her face, and then in these pics they are minimal. BITCH PLEASE.

WTF?

happiness hat from Lauren McCarthy on Vimeo.

Nike ACG Boot.

LOVE the colors!! I've always wanted a pair of ACGS!!!

Vans??

These Vans are cute as hell. I'm happy they started changing up the styles.

::climbs on back::

Sigghh. Thursday "/

It seems as though the closer I get to the weekend, the worse my week gets. Why me?? I'm a kind person. I'm not self absorbent or stingy. I share.. Ugh!!! This morning I woke up, got dressed. For some strange reason...BOTH my necklaces popped this morning. I have worn BOTH of those necklaces NON STOP for the past like 5 years. I was pissed. Mannn, I can NEVER have a great week can I??? On the brighter side of things..I had cranberry juice this morning!! Man I LOVE that stuff!!!

"Look at the heart. Look at the soul…When you’re dating a man, you should always feel good." -Michelle O.

Goodnight World.

;)

HAHAHAHA, i LOVE Ellen

Chills.

Speechless. And some tears.
Gina can SANG..like that???? WHOA!!! She sang that shit better then Beyonce.

OMG!!! YES!!!!!! A Movie Full of Fine Ass Brothas!!!

It comes out Febuary 2010!! This movie is going to be HOT!!!! In more ways then one.

LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay and Robin!!!!!!!! I Like....It's Interesting..

thank GOD for pretty teeth.

Marc By Marc Jacobs MMJ 096/S = FRIDAY!!!!!!

Ok, umm they made red ones!!!!!!!!!!!

Flaws and All.

I'm a train wreck in the morning
I'm a bitch in the afternoon
Every now and then without warning
I can be really mean towards you

I'm a puzzle yes indeed
Ever complex in every way
And all the pieces aren't even in the box
And yet you see the picture clear as day

I don't know why you love me
And that's why I love you
You catch me when I fall
Accept me, flaws and all
And that's why I love you
And that's why I love you
And that's why I love

I neglect you when I'm working
When I need attention I tend to nag
I'm a host of imperfection
And you see past all that

I'm a peasant by some standards
But in your eyes I'm a queen
You see potential in all my flaws
And that's exactly what I need

I don't know why you love me
And that's why I love you
You catch me when I fall
Accept me, flaws and all
And that's why I love you
And that's why I love you
And that's why I love you

Don't know why you love me
And that's why I love you
Catch me when I fall
Accept me flaws and all
And that's why I love you
And that's why I love you
And that's why I love you
You, you, you

I Think....(This is Going to Get Me in LOTS of Trouble)

I think I'm gonna buy a Playstation 3 or Xbox this wknd. I wanted a wii at first. But I don't like the fact that I'm discreetly exercising. I REALLY want to play that DJ Hero game. But besides the fact I would love to have some fun when there's nothing else to do. Seriously thinking about coppin' this weekend. Eh..

WALE WALE WALE!!!!

he was weak though. not gonna front "/

Orgasm in My Mouth!!!!!

AWKWARD!!!

Ummm, someone who I LITERALLY haven't said a word to in like 2 months DEF came in and talked to me. It wasn't a conversation, a few words here and there...My clumsy ass was dropping shit. But woooww, it felt strange.

The Ass Speaker. Every Man's FAVORITE Gadget.

With a soft rub of the left cheek you are able to adjust the sound. With a hard slap to the right cheek, you are able to turn the speaker on and off.

SMH. Ya'll Nasty!

Seriously.. The Kid Who Lives in this Tree House...

He could probably get more pussy then Trey Songz and Chris Brown put together!!! This shit is 11 stories.....Its a tree house mansion..Lucky ass kids these days!!!