People say I'm a siddity little rich girl because I like nice things. No! I just like the finer things in life. If I got it, why not flaunt it? There's a difference between being rich and having some money and knowing how to shop. Ignorance is bliss. Have you had your shot of "hate" this morning?

Friday, January 29, 2010

Lady Gaga Swagga Jacka in FULL Force!!!!


What the hell is wrong with Kelis?

this bitch on the train cant stop looking...so im gonna give her something to look at!!

From the moment I sat on the train her and her tacky ass husband have been eye balling. That's because the bitch has on some plastic hoops. So I'm gonna do everything to keep her looking. Hmmm what time is it? I'm gonna pull my sleeve up and show my blinged out watch. Hmmm, my arm itches...how about that gold on my arm..not to mention the marc jacobs bags. Yes sweety pop your gum like a little hoodrat because its a little sunny outside. I'm THIS close to putting my sunglasses on!! Ugly ass bitch is just straight up eyeballing!!! Sweety tell your man to get a better job do he could afford half the shit I got. K? Thannnnkkksss

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dear Head,

Please stop pounding.

P.S. Can you tell the fucking heater to stop making that annoying ass banging sound while you're at it. THANKS!

5 Places a Woman Should NEVER Take Her Man.

Although I am currently very annoyed and aggravated with my love life right now and the people in it. I decided to go ahead and come up with a list of places you should NOT take your man.

1. TO THE CLUB: I strongly support the fact that women have no reason to go to the club when they are in relationship. There are times when it has an exception (a close friends birthday, friend had a recent break-up). But people who go to clubs are usually , and I use that word loosely, attention whores. They go to clubs with the least amount of clothes on, and get really drunk. That leaves absolutely all the opportunities in the world for some drunk dude to come a long and take advantage of that situation. I am a woman and I can honestly say that when girls go to clubs, with alcohol in their system, they are shaking their ass on some other nigga. Despite the fact if she has a man or not. She feels fabb, she looks fabb, dudes are giving her attention-- she is going to take that excitement and run with it!! This is why I don't go to clubs. If you want to go out for a dance, go to a lounge. Completely different atmosphere. It isn't completely dark and it has a very comfortable setting that could be leisurely romantic.

2. TO THE DOCTOR: I've done this before. It was the biggest mistake of my life. And the reason I went to the doctor was probably because of him! Unless there is some MAJOR surgery involved, a man should not accompany his girl to the doctor. Doctor's ask TONS of personal questions. And at some point throughout the questioning process, they usually ask the man to leave. Throughout that time is when they ask the questions dealing with infidelity. If you're going to the doctor to express your concern over blood clots in your period, I don't think your man will be intrigued on the color, size or odor that is secreting from the same place he inserts his penis. A doctor's visit is personal, point.blank.period.

3. TO THE GROCERY STORE: Bottom line, MEN WILL ALWAYS BE MEN. Men will make their way to the canned food aisle and Hungry Man TV dinners. Men will completely ignore the fact that you are capable of cooking and have some talent to throw down in the kitchen. Instead of buying real food, they rush to the Hot Pocket aisle in hopes they have the 3 cheese pizza on sale. A man's shopping cart often looks like a Super Bowl Sunday shopping cart. Accessorized with chips, beer and soda. Ummm where's the meat? Going grocery shopping with your man is extremely aggravating. They don't think practically. They assume that their Hungry Man dinner's will keep them satisfied until the next time we go grocery shopping. And just when you thought things couldn't get worse, you get the man who tells you what you need or don't need. Do I tell you how to mow the lawn or take out the trash? Let me do me, PUHLLEASSEEE. Yes, I need the fresh garlic rather then the pre-packaged garlic and if the 40 cent difference really bothers you THAT much, then go fuck yourself. Grocery shopping and guys are like oil and water, those bad boys JUST DON'T MIX!

4. TO THE MALL/SHOPPING: Shopping has always been an escape for most girls. When we usually get into an argument or break up with our man, we go shopping to make ourselves look and feel better about how pitiful we really are (lol). Try going shopping with your man. Seriously, go shopping with your man. Say it ain't so but I will NOT go. They are the worse! They are worse then going shopping with your mom when you're little. Everything will be too short, too tight, too expensive and the most common one: too revealing!!! You show a little shoulder and the man thinks you're getting ready to swing around a pole! I like to take my time when shopping. I like to browse, see what I want and buy. Trust me when I tell you, I am no where NEAR as bad as most girls. Usually when I go shopping I have a plan, I know what I want, I look for it, and I get it! But when I go shopping with my man, or any man in general that isn't gay, all they do is bitch about taking too long, about how I don't need this and that because I have tons of this and that. Shut the fuck up and let me shop. You want me to look cute, so let me shop so I can look cute. Stop fucking hating! Ladies, leave your man at home...but take his credit card!

5. TO A FRIENDS HOUSE/PARTY/TEA PARTY/GET TOGETHER ETC: Ladies, let's be real. Dudes think with their dick and NOT with their head. Don't be the dumbass who introduces him to Superhead Sandra. A dude WILL take advantage of the fact that you're introducing her to your friends. Ohhhh, well since you're cool with Keshia then I'm going to go to the mall with her to pick out your birthday present because she knows you best. HELL NO, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!! Friends open up tons of open doors. I have feel victim to this ladies and gentlemen. Just like a man, a woman would be the designated shoulder to lean on when you guys get in an argument. From there...well you know the rest! This goes for guys too! Your friends are YOUR friends. We don't need to share, and they don't need to be in OUR relationship. Let me explain something to you. A woman is the most jealous, vindictive, attention hungry, backstabbing creature you can find on this Earth. They will jeopardize anything to get a few comments here and there. Fuck being honest to your best friend, you're a jealous bitch because she's happy and you're lonely. Simple as that!! KEEP YOUR CHICK/DUDE AWAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!



So I hope Dr. Love (La) put down some of the fundamentals. You don't have to listen, but honey child let me tell you I have been there, done that, and rock the fucking t-shirt to sleep every night!

these blazers are HOT!

I LOVE THIS!

I Feel Really Really Sick...

Like head hurting about to throw up sick.

Daddy's Home- Usher...FULL Video = :(

The IPAD.

No Shots!! But Didn't You Have to Do a Doubletake!? Nicki Minaj Looks JUST Like WHITNEY HOUSTON!!!



I Want To Be Forever Young

How many of us remember the good ol days? The days when you cried when you didn't get the newest toy or when you parents gave you a light spanking to punish you from acting up in public. The temporary pain of the lack of toy or the punishment can't even compare to the hardships, annoyances and frustrations of being an adult. I want to be forever young! 21 isn't the legal drinking age, its the age of stress, bills, and tears that are no longer associated with broken toys and scraped knees. I want to go back to the days where relationships were puppy love..no one knew what cheating meant. Our perfect idea of a date would be swinging in the park and building sandcastles in the sandbox. Being forever young sounds like the perfect life because getting older isn't working for me. Going to work every morning and coming home to more bullshit, isn't fucking working for me. Now I understand why bitches become golddiggers!! Who the hell wants to wake up and go to work? I want to stay home and cry about the newest louis vuitton bag that my servent failed to stand in line for. Call me superficial and even a bitch, but that's how I want to live! If I can't be forever young, I'm going to be a fucking diva dammit!!

I thought 21 was the age of freedom. I thought when I turned 21 I was going to hit the clubs and have a list of guys depending on the mood I was in. The sneakerhead johnny when I wanted to go shopping and the rich dude mark when I wanted to be wined and dined. I'm sitting over here complaining I want to be forever young but this is MY fault. I was the one who grew up before my time. I was the one who decided to take the route towards maturity. The route towards a 9-5, the life of a commited relationship (which seems to be the hardest part). I will admit that being commited is what I wanted. I fall easily, and I didn't want to have to worry about my feelings any more. I wanted to have everything set out for me. Well, sorry to tell you kiddos, a commited relationship is like that really hard algebra problem you can't solve! No matter how many times you looked in the back of the book for the answer you still can't figure out how to solve that shit. And if you know LA you know that algebra or any type of math is not my thing.

So here I am, not forever young but a young adult. Something that I pretty much didn't have a say in. I didn't tel the age gods to allow me to continue to be immature and fuck different guys to decide which one I want to make my fuck buddy. I found a man, one that I loved and loved me back. I took it and ran, not knowing if there was something else that could compare. Unfortunately, I wasn't blessed with being forever young. By the age of 16 I was wearing a suit to work and making my way to a law firm when most 16 year olds were going on movie dates. I grew up at the age of 16, I started working, driving and paying my bills at that age. Without a choice, I made my way into maturity. Which is the reason why older guys always hit on me! I questioned myself and wondered if it was because I looked like an old lady or something? Its kind of a slap in the face when people can't believe I'm ONLY 21. When people think me and my mom are sisters it makes me think should I rock plastic bangles and pleather purses to live up to that image? Fuck that! Being fabb is all I lnow how to do. THAT is something I have worked for and achieved. So you know what? Fuck being forever young. Fuck caring what people think or how they judge me. At the end of the day, every thing I have earned! I have more work experience then most college graduates. The Marc Jacobs purse strapped across my back was bought with MY paycheck and most importantly the man that I choose to kiss happens to be one of my bestfriends.

So I take it back! I take it ALL back. Forever young? Hell no!!! I'm ready to stack cash and make that money honey!! Now someone tell this lady to stop looking at me before I slap her fucking eyes out her face! Thankkkksssss

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


UmmmHmmmmm.

Let me be the first to say that my current relationship has been hated on, shitted upon and straight up stomped to the ground by just about everyone I know. Before I get all ha ha in your face, I want to make mention upon the fact that there were some things both confirmed and unconfirmed that could cause just about anyone to draw up tons of accusations. Needless to say, for those who have pointed their finger, have expressed their views upon things I really didn't ask for..Well look where they are now. I'm not writing this post to bash them and their love lives. I'm not writing this post to dwell on their unfortunate events. I'm simply stating the facts.

The very little friends I have like to dig into my relationship. I am not innocent because often times I talk about it to them. But when I keep my mouth shut, that seems to be when the digging starts. Let's get back to topic at hand. As I look at alllll these people who have criticized my relationship in soooo many different ways, I would like to embellish the fact of where they are now. Most are single, broken up with their loved one, desperate for love, or living a lie in THEIR relationship. The point of the story is, while these people were worrying about MY relationship and MY man...they forget that they were in a relationship themselves. When they were giving me advice on what I should do and how he's a bum and I should break up with him, they seemed to forget that they were single. Why would I follow a single man's advice? I have lived and learned! And then learned some more. Relationship advice should be kept strictly within the relationship. Miniature Dr. Phil's aren't doing anything but flooding your brain with negativity!

Overall, I am happy. And like most relationships there are stressful moments that make you want to snap and choke the living breath out him. But that's all a part of being in love. Learning and Living. Living and Loving.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I Could Not Find These Sauce Packets More Appropriate!






I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Someone email jesus and tell him to forgive this boy (or girl) because he has sinned!

TOO CUTE!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
MY FAVORITE ONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Ok Seriously, I Want THIS!!!

Dear Friends and Family,


My next tattoo will be glow in the dark. That way I can get it in a place that can be seen...but only in the dark...if you know what I mean!

OMG OUCH!

LOVE THIS!!!!


And want it!!!!!!

Seriously, this is a pretty dope jacket! It doubles as a backpack as well. I mean I wouldn't wear it, but for those men who take their life with them, this would be an awesome addition to your wardrobe!

Olivia


Olivia always had that manly man look to her!! Ya know, that look that makes you stare at her neck for longer then usual. Well needless to say, THANK GOD she is done with all that G-Unit crap!!! She looks fabb! I'm not sure what she is doing with her life (then again I'm not sure what any G-Unit member is doing with their life), but she looks cute.

HUH!???!?!??!?!??!! ::scratches head::


Say It Ain't So Flo!

Flo is trying to take her “Bad Girls Club” fame to the next level with plans to collaborate with “Making The Band” rapper Babs Bunny on a new mixtape. Look under the hood for a picture of the new twosome and a chance to listen to Flo’s flows.

::Salivates::

Monday, January 25, 2010

A Man Who Can DRESS!!!

Today was a rainy day. Very slow (as Mondays usually are) and I am just ready to go on home. As I watched the rain fall today, I started thinking....More like replaying! I put all the cards out on the table and realized (not to sound superficial of course), my man has to have style. Now my boyfriend may not grace GQ's Top 25 Stylish Men issue, but he gets by. Although I have to give him heads up on the new styles! There are times when I would prefer to see him in something different, but there is never a time when I'm embarrassed (sometimes :X). But regardless, he knows how to handle his.

I like clothes! I like shopping! I like expensive things and shiny jewelry. Not to sound conceited but when you walk next to me you should be within the same level to bare yourself from embarrassment. Looking back on the guys I was interested in or the ones I dated-- well let's just say...I must have been blind or something. In just about every relationship I have been in, I have been the fresher one. I'm not sure if it has to do with money or what!? That's why I like dressing my men. So they don't have to feel little when walking next to me. I mean, I don't want to sound mean. Image isn't everything!? Is it!?

LOST IT!

THAT DRESS = L.O.V.E!

This 16 Year Old Boy Better WATCH OUT!!!!


Cuz I will do some THANGGGGSSS to him!!!!!! Why are all of diddy's children (except the youngest one who looks like him) so freakin cute!!!!!! They DO NOT get it from they daddy!

Chris Brown's Bro Ham!


LMFAO!! I can't take!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


-_-

What the FUCK is That On His LIP!!!!!

PETA'S Letter to Kanye and Amber!!! (Stop Hating PETA, they are TOO cute)

The prettiest people do the ugliest things
For the road to riches and diamond rings
. . .
We’ll buy a lot of clothes but we don’t really need ‘em
Things we buy to cover up what’s inside

—Kanye West, “All Falls Down”

West apparently lives by his lyrics. The ethical dropout—who horrified voters in PETA’s Worst-Dressed Celebrity competition last year—and his sleazy sidekick, Amber Rose, were snapped by paparazzi strutting around Paris in “the ugliest things,” indeed. Both were wearing head-to-toe fur, and Amber refused to remove her full-length lynx coat during a show at Paris Men’s Fashion Week.

As PETA V.P. Dan Mathews so eloquently put it, “Kanye can’t help making himself look like an idiot, whether at an awards show or a fashion show. He and his girlfriend look like pathetic creatures from a shabby roadside zoo.”

AWWWW I LOVE THIS!!!!!


I am soooo super happy they are coming out from behind the bushes! They are so freaking cute!

Complex Mag and Drizzy!


As always, there cover game is SICK!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

HAHAHAHHA!!!!


idk if its funny cuz im tipsy..but its funny!

Na'im Lynn = FUNNIEST MAN EVER!!! (and cute)

Live at Gotham
Na'im Lynn - Dumb Stuff
www.comedycentral.com
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Live at Gotham
Na'im Lynn - Dollar Store
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She's Learning...SLOWLY.


Amber is REALLY Fucking With PETA

Some Sunday Morning Sexy!

soulja boy is so fuckin sexy!! UGHHHHH!!!



did i miss the shower part?
and he has the google nexus -_-

:( LMFAO!! Ok, its not funny :(

Saturday, January 23, 2010

He Loves His Booski!


Kanye posted this picture to his blog with the title "So Amazing" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :)

The White Boys in this Video are Sooooo Super Sexed!

Keri Looks Cute as Hell!! And I Will STILL Do Timbo.


heyyy i have those leggings she has on!

LOVE THIS SONG!!!

Ludacris: How Low (Official Video) from DTP TV on Vimeo.


I am realllllyyyy hyped for Luda to drop his new album! He's been gone for a minute!

ABDC


Omarion WILL replace Shane on the show due to his child molestation accusations. O and LIL MAMA!!! OMG, I can't take!!! Talk about a fame hungry circus!

She Ain't NO Diva!

UMMMMMM!!???



i like the lyrics. but him and the video = FAIL! i didn't know he went solo?

siiigghhhhh

People Can Really TRY and Hate..



but it's as clear as day..THEY ARE THE SHIT!

Nicki Minaj is a cute regular girl!!! idk why she triess to look like a Barbie. that shit ain't cute AT ALL. got these dusty ass bitches in the hood thinking they're barbie dolls. thanks nicki!! geesh.

Amber Baby...


There are a lot of things you can do in life...this is NOT one of them.