People say I'm a siddity little rich girl because I like nice things. No! I just like the finer things in life. If I got it, why not flaunt it? There's a difference between being rich and having some money and knowing how to shop. Ignorance is bliss. Have you had your shot of "hate" this morning?

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Greener- Fonzworth Bentley ft. Anthony Hamilton

Greener from degamistudios on Vimeo.

Mood Mugs by Thabto

Day 8- Letter # 8

Dear Cheap Bitch Ass Muthafuckas,

You guys are making salaries up the ying yang. Most of ya'll are dropping a G on a purse. But then you make a big huss over the fact that I gave someone a $4 tip for a $34 meal. After the delivery dude waiting for a good 15 mins. If you can drop $30 on breakfast for ONE person, you damn sure could drop $2 extra dollars on a tip. And if you want your $2 back, fine bitch..I'll send you your 2 bucks. These people work CRAZY money. Money out their asses. We have free coffee and they go to Balthazar and drop $5 on a cup of coffee, EVERY DAY! I can't take a cheap bastard. I'm frugal with mines. But cheap?? Negative!!! I'm giving and generous and I refuse to bitch over something as small as $2 bucks. So you cheap ass bitch, I hope you choke on the $2 you're making a big deal of. Yeah, the $2 that was charged on your COMPANY card!!

Signed VERY Annoyed,

Lauren FUCKING P.

10 Days in New York

10 DAYS in New York from Jean-Baptiste Lefournier on Vimeo.



I don't care what ANYBODY says..I live in the GREATEST city in the whole wide world. Challenge me BITCH!

MY BACK HURTS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!! AND NOW ITS SPREAD TO MY SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :(

My Ladies ALWAYS Have MY Back ; )

Stussy x Hello Kitty Summer 2010 Capsule Collection


OMGGG!!! Want, want, want!!!! Once upon a time I thought Kid Robot had the dopest collabs, I think Stussy put the icing on the cake!!!!



FAVORITE!

In4mation x Levi Maestro “In4maestro” Skate Deck

Monday, June 28, 2010

So Sad Man


I'm a beach bum!!!! This shit hits home!

Nike Blazer SP “New Green”

Nike Auto Trainer – New Green/Purple Punch

Ren & Stimpy “Space Madness” 100% Be@rbricks

5boro skateboard decks modeled after Bubblicious


DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE!!!!
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT!!!!


Keri Hilson use to be so cute. Now, she's trying too hard or something. It's not working for her.

Diddy and Officer Ricky Do July VIBE Cover


#notmadATall

Day 7- Letter 7

Dear Back,

You bitch ass muthafucka! I can not move. I am ONLY 21 years old. My back shouldn't feel like this.It's not fair. I can barely move. I feel like I'm pregnant because I have to "slowly" sit down on the chair. I can't take this crap!! What the fuck did I do to you to deserve this!?!!??!?!?!!! I can't wait to go home and lay down. Stupid BITCH!

Sincerely,

LAUREN!!!!!!!!

The Only Thing "Joey" is Good For...Looking Sexayyy



Btw, he has a book coming out. ::Rolls eyes:: Only 300 copies will be printed and will retail for $30. The book goes on sale August 10th, but pre-orders can be made in advance.

Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, EVERYBODY!!!



Fiddy took shots at Diddy the other day at the Chicago House of Blues. Even though Diddy was zooted out his mind, he came right back at him. But in the words of Elliot Wilson..." Puff isn’t taking it lightly and during BET’s post award show, he fired back. Too bad the bullets ain’t got no name." :x

SMH @ 50 trying (and I use that word loosely) to start beef with someone else. Out of all people, Diddy!?!?! What the hell does he have to do with anything.!?!?! He's not even relevant in Hip-Hop! He's the man behind the hits. Well, back in the day he was!!! #dontjudgehim.

50 Cent gets 3 Chris Brown's and 2 Prince Side eyes for this one!

Chris Brown Via 2010 BET Awards








Chris Brown FINALLY got his chance to shine at the BET Awards. After getting nipped in the butt last year's MJ tribute, he came back HARD!!! This performance was dope as fuck. Until, until....he broke down. This was the biggest crock of fried shit I have EVER smelled in my entire life!! Everyone felt as though Chris Brown was crying for MJ! NOOOOOOO, Chris Brown was simply doing what he's been doing for the past year, wanting people to feel sorry for him. Chris Brown is a grown ass man. He's been through a lot this year, there is no doubt in my mind that he was feeling the shit out of the crowd and his performance. But when he broke down and fell to the floor!?!?!? I can't!!!! Chris could have composed himself. I'm not saying this was publicity. But after he broke down, everyone all of a sudden wanted to forgive him for his actions. Ya'll know why I don't give Chris his props!?! Because he's a punk ass bitch!!! Every time something doesn't go his way. He cries, he curses someone out. Chris, if you can't handle the fire from the entertainment industry then PLEASE, stay the fuck out the kitchen! I applaud you for your performance, but I do NOT applaud you for your bitchassness. Grow the fuck up man. This is Hollywood. This ain't Virginia (that's where he's from, right?). I'm losing more and more respect for you as an artist. That stunt you pulled at the BET Awards was fuckery at it's finest. You wanted people to accept you, and the crowd was going wild for you. You should have given them a show like they wanted instead of once again making people feel sorry for you. Not for nothing, those tears were real. They were sincere. But they weren't for Michael. And if that were the case he could have boo-hooed back stage when he was done performing! Chris Brown has done MJ tributes before and he NEVER broke down like this. EVER! Chris wanted people to feel sorry for him!! There ya go C.Breezy, the radio will play your music again. Your new joint "Matrix" will be number 1 on 106 and Park. And then people started saying Chris was back so Trey better watch out. NO NO NO NO and NO!!!! Chris Brown is a performer. Much like Ciara is a performer. Trey Songz is a SINGER (even though he was cracking last night). He sings, he doesn't dance and put on a show, so you can't even compare the two. No hard feelings C. Boy. You did your thang. I just wish you would stop always trying to find a cop out!
My views and opinions have absolutely NOTHING to do with Chris Brown hitting Rihanna. Despite the fact that I will always and forever be Team Rihanna.

Suck it up you big ol' baby!

Chris also took home the AOL Fandamonium award last night. Hell, he didn't even expect it. But he was ALL smiles.

Sorry :(


Rihanna couldn't make it to the BET Awards...she was too busy getting her brains __________ by her sexy boy toy!!!

Hit and Triple Misses.

Hit: Tia and Nia Long
Miss: Jada's Leotard and Willow's EVERYTHING!



BET Awards 2010.

Let me start off by saying that I'm going to post a few posts regarding the BET Awards. I usually never catch them on the first night in it's entirety, but I must say, BET did their THANG this year! Despite the hundreds of empty seats in the audience and Chris Brown's "breakdown" (will get to that in a later post)..the awards show was pretty dope, and that's coming from someone who NEVER watches BET!! Like all award shows, there was hit AND misses. And there were the moments when you got up in the middle of the performance to go take a swig of water. Either way, I'm here to give em ALL to you. The mics fucking up and the occasional lipsynching was just a few things I would like to throw out. I missed the pre-show because I had more important things to do then watch Terrance and Rocsi prance around in ultimate fuckery. Kanye?? As the opening act?!?!?! I thought that was pure genius!!!!!!!!!!The set, the song, that shit was dope! Why was everyone hating so hard on him and his comeback!? If you noticed, he kept a low profile for the entire show.

I really wasn't feeling Queen Latifah as the host of the show. But I guess anything is better than hearing Mo'Nique's loud ass scream for the segment. Maybe I'm not "seasoned" enough, but I scratched my head on some of her jokes. I was like "huh?" Favorite part of the ENTIRE show was the Swizz Beatz and Alicia kiss!! SO FREAKIN CUTE!!! Not for nothing: Alicia was the star of this show!! Gut full of human or not, miss thang thang ran that shit! Usher's performance was blander then a piece of hospital chicken. Usher, baby, you are a performer!! We want to see you dance, not sway side to side with a microphone. #fail. I was a little salty over the fact that Nicki Minaj won the award for Best Female Hip-Hop Artist!!! Ok, fuck salty..I was PISSED!!! And not because I just can't stand the bitch. But how the HELL can you be the best when you're not even a legend!?!?! And her lil speech, taking sublimes at Lil Kim about being positive and what not. I wanted to slap the wig off of her when she said she is trying to pave the way for women or whatever the fuck she was saying. If that were the case she would be HERSELF!! She would have to wear cat suits that grabbed her coochie for dear life. She wouldn't have to change wigs every hour. Baby boo, you are doing this for YOU...not the little girls who "look" up to you. You get a #hoesitdown with a LARGE side of #bitchslap.

Thanks Concrete Loop for the borrowed picture ;). SOOOO happy that T.I.'s sexy ass is out and graced the stage with his presence. His song selection made me yawn, but looking at his fine ass!!! YUMMMMMMMAAYYY! I really wish he would have brought out Rihanna for "Love the Way You Lie"..But Rih Rih was too busy caking with her booski to attend the BET Awards. That is WAY below her standards. She's a Grammy baby. #justsayin

As I mentioned before, my girl AK threw DOWN!!!! She rocked the FUCK out that mic!!! I really wish BET would have shown some shots of Swizzy while she was performing. Hell, they were showing all these people who knew none of Drake's words to his song. I was SO proud of my girl last night!!! She was the bomb.com x 10!! When she climbed on that piano all I could say was "You GO Girl!!!!".

B.o.B's performance puzzled me a little. The sailor hat?? And then Keyshia Cole singing Hayley's chorus!?!?!? Keyshia, you got soul girl, but that song was NOT made for you or your voice. The icing on the cake is when Eminem came out. That man!!!! He has so much power, energy and its almost effortlessly. Like he's just doing him. Not even trying!! He doesn't need dancers or fireworks or flashy lights ::cough diddy cough::. He did his thang!! And I'm sure I can speak for all of us when I say I am SO glad he is back!

One of the highlights of the show was Monica's horrid choice of clothing. Not everyone could pull off what Gaga does. And Monica, you were one of those people. You look a hot Haitian mess girl. And I'm surprised because you usually bring the heat. But last night, you barely brought the sizzle!

Everyone was super hyped for Diddy and his black angels to perform. Sorry, I was a fan of Diddy when he was rocking with Mase and Biggie? Now? Diddy is a cocky muthafucka who STILL opts for the same dance moves. I'm tired of seeing his ass do the same lil jig and two-step!!!!! The performance not only had mic problems but he was fucking up something serious with that smoke!! Then Officer Ricky decided to grace the stage with his XXXXL ass and his funky beard! I hate that song, I hate that group. #dontjudgeme. CHRIS BROWN....I'm going to make a separate post about this one. I have a lot to say. ::side-eye::. Trey Songz. MMMMMMM!!! The entire show I was a little concerned about who the hell this bitch was all over my man. Come to find out, it's his mother!!!!!! o_0. THAT is Trey's mother?!?!?! I couldn't believe it!!! Trey was BRAVE bringing her into the limelight. His moms is a BANGER!!!!!!!!!!!! And of course you know the inappropriate comments had to start rolling in after that. Mama Songz, my b for disrespecting. I'm not mad at cha!! I was super hype that Trey performed "Your Side of the Bed" but then he foolishly went into Prince's "Purple Rain" and got a big ol' side eye "no no" from the legend himself (who was throwing a lot of those out last night!).

YESSSS MISS GIRRRLLLL!!! WEEERRKKKKKKK!!!! Prince was not phased by his tribute (and neither was I). Not only did he not perform, he was represented by all people, Janelle Monae. I don't see the talent in this girl. I understand she was hyped, but all that jumping around and James Brownin across the stage was NOT a good look!

Debarge made his little Mexicano comeback. It didn't tickle my fancy like everyone made it out to me. I moved, rocked a little, but it wasn't a banger. Not like my girl Patti who went IN on her tribute. The bish took the Loubi's off and tossed them (please believe she grabbed them after she was done). The gospel segment always bores me #godforgiveme. It has nothing to do with gospel music, it's just the fact that they always make it so dreary and slow and sad. SUPER happy that my cousin John Legend received the Humanitarian award!!! I love him to death!!!Debra's dress and tin man voice. #nobueno. J Cole got played with his 45 seconds of fame. Drakes performance was a yawner. Didn't even wait to see Ludacris or DJ Khalad. By that time, I was SO over it all. Overall, BET did a good job. I was surprised. REALLY surprised. #notmadatALL

Sunday, June 27, 2010

2010 BET AWARDS

The 2010 BET Awards come on tonight and I must admit, I could really give 3 fucks about anything BET has to offer. But because I know there will be great amounts of fuckery and niggerdom taking place tonight, I will tune in so I can laugh my ass off. The highlight of it all, Kanye making a comeback with "Power". I'm pretty pumped for that. Other then that I will spend the entire night comparing the low budget award show to anything MTV has done in the past. With that being said, be on the look out for my follow-up post tomorrow. Ya'll KNOW I'm gonna have TONS to say!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Predators Movie Trailer



Btw, this year I have seen SO many movies. I swear this is the most I've ever been to the movies!!

Day 6- Letter # 6

Dear Place of Employment,

I fucking hate the shit out of you and half of your employees. Every morning I walk in there I roll my eyes at the fact that I have to throw out a phoney ass smile and ask you how your weekend was. You people get on my LAST nerve. You are a bunch of stuck up bitches with dicks in your ass. Yes, ALL OF YOU!! You prance around with your Prada bags and your Tory Burch shoes like you are unstoppable. You all are old ugluy bitches and no one likes your ass!!!!!

Thank you and GoodFUCKINGbye.

Lauren Ashley Peterson!

Gangland!! Neta vs. Latin King..Trenton, NJ...FULL EPISODE



Favorite show in the world, btw.

Straight Men..Do NOT Watch



You go BOYYYYY!!!! Shiiitttt, he was booty tootin' better then ANY girl I know! Look at Cuzzo Als in the hat!! Smh.

Little Fockers [Movie Trailer]

Minx Nails


After doing a little research, and a few nail polish heads giving me the scoop, I've finally discovered how to get those cool mirrored looking nails. Dumb ol' me thought it was actullay a nail polish. They are a sticker that applied to your nails!! They even have nail shops in NYC that ONLY specialize in the Minx application. You can check out the designs at the Minx Nails website. They have some hot ass designs! I bet this would cost a pretty penny. Or you can opt for the cheap do-it-at-home sets at Sephora! I want,want,want!!!

Head to Toe in Nike..That's My Girl


Kicks are fire!! She’s wearing Nike Air max 2010 in fluro green from the Air Attack pack.

AHHHH!!!!

So the next couple of weeks are going to be HECTIC like a muthafucka!!! July is always a crazy month for me. I just wanted to run it by you guys so you can plan your schedules accordingly.

This week coming up is all gravy until about Wednesday when I have a play date with mother dearest at the G-Bar. From there, I hope some where along the lines, I get to see my boyfriend one day this week. On friday, it's summer friday at my job so there is going to be like NO ONE there. And then that starts the 4th of July weekend!! Woo. I will be doing what I do EVERY 4th of July. ATLANTIC CITY!!!!! I haven't been there ALL summer and baby boo, it's calling my NAME!!! Sooooo freaking excited!!! I haven't been there since my bday celebration. I'm off of work on Monday and when I come back on Tuesday I prepare for my departure to North Carolina of Friday. Once I get to North Carolina, this is when the stress starts rolling in. I have to make sure EVERYTHING for the Luau is set. EVERYTHING!!!! I have to get last minute items as well as buy and prepare food. And once this shit is all set for Sunday afternoon, it should be smooth sailing from there. I HAVE to make sure this thing is the bomb.com. MY name is on this invitation and I REFUSE to throw anything whacktastic. After the party, I'm not sure what day, but then we are driving to Myrtle Beach for fun in the muthafuckin sun and SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay :)!! Then Wednesday I make my way back home to finish off the last two days of work. Then I have a little break. And the next weekend, I FINALLY get to attend my man's football game!! So super duper fucking excited!!!!!!! So with that being said..

"Catch Me if You Can Muthafuckasssss" :)

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Day 5- Letter # 5

Dear Bed,

Although you tend to squeek and there is never enough room for no more then two people, you have never felt so good before! My feet hurt and I'm tired and you are offering me the PERFECT amount of solstice!!! Bed, when I need you, you are there and I thank you for that! There are times when your big ass dip in the middle fucks with my rest, you are my love. Right now you feel SO good. I don't ever want to move. I just want to stay here and envelop myself in your comfort. Thanks bed, you truly are saving me from the alcoholic beverage I just consumed.

Love Always,

Your Sleepy Master

Jordan Brand: Jordan Pre-Game XT


WANT WANT WANT!!!! WOOOOOOWWWWWW. Ok, these J's are dope as SHIT! They look a lot like the Bakins'. LOVE!!!!!

Sekure D – Custom Sneaker Sale


Lately, I haven't really been into SB's, but these designs are pretty dope!

LACOSTE x Married To The Mob


HORRIBLE COLLAB.
HORRID!!!!

New Era – Los Angeles Lakers Champion Caps

Write The Future: Homer Simpson Vs. Cristiano Ronaldo T-Shirt


OMG!!! I'm not really a fan of the Simpsons but I love me some Christiano Ronaldo.

adidas Originals – Roundhouse Mid


look at her thighs!!!!!!!!

they're young..so its acceptable

Jagged Edge is Broker then a Muthafucka



Having garage sales and shit!
No shame, but they have some SERIOUS fire!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Jimmy Choo


High fashion designers have been dipping their ritzy fingers into the world of "well-off" individuals who are dying to get their hands on the name brands, without putting a hole in their pockets. Target, JC Penny and H and M are collaborating with designers to make more affordable clothing. There is Steven and then there is Steve Madden. There is Marc by Marc Jacobs, and then there is Marc Jacobs. You guys get the hint right? Anywho, I came across these DOPE fucking Jimmy Choo kicks that I WANT and NEED!! I assume these aren't going to be dropped as a more affordable selection. I have no futher information. And I didn't bother to look because I know I couldn't afford them anyways. :(.

Hey Boyfriend,
Get rich already. PLEASE!

Nike Woman 6.0 Autumn/Winter 2010


They are a little on the manly side, but I fucks with them!!! ::said in my Brooklyn girl voice::

no shots of course

Ray Ban Wayfarer Rare Prints Collection







I don't do Ray Bans because I don't have the face for them. But these designs are dope as SHIT!!! ME GUSTA MUCHO!