Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Gabby
You guys already know that Gabby (Precious) is one of my favorite things to blog about (as well as food, Trey Songz, Rihanna, Alicia Keys and Amber Rose). The past couple of weeks Gabby has been getting hit harder then a muthafucka on her image. Ever since her appearance on the Red Carpet at the Oscar's, people have felt the need to TELL her what she needs to do in terms of weight loss. FUCK EM!!! You don't need to live your life for anyone but YOURSELF! They are some hating ass bitches because you're getting WAY more play then they ever will. As you can see from the pictures above, Gabby is STILL doing her thang. She's saying fuck the hatas because I'm alllll about that money honey! You guys have to give her your props. Weight loss is a very difficult thing and she has made a HUGE improvement thus far on her image. When she first game out I was really sort of worried, but I was STILL a fan of her performance and Precious and STILL supported her in her endeavors. She's trying. And that is all that should matter. I enjoy seeing her slowly grow into herself and personality. For the meantime, you hating ass bitches need to hop the fuck off Gabby's tit.
Thank you very much for playing!
Trey for Vibe
Trey For Complex.
I'm Over It
Yesterday I was mad. I was so mad, that I couldn't help being mad at everyone else around me. Usually, that type of "mad" carries on to the next day regardless of how long it takes me to cool of. Fortunately for me, and pretty much everyone who has to deal with me today, I am cool. I'm over it. Not necessarily, completely over it. But over it for the time being.
Most people know that the wrath of LP is NOTHING to fuck with when I'm upset. Just because I'm mad at one person, please don't think I'm NOT gonna take that shit out on you as well. This post pretty much has no real purpose. But for those of you who have realized I that I was upset, I'm Over It!! K? Great! Thankss!
Most people know that the wrath of LP is NOTHING to fuck with when I'm upset. Just because I'm mad at one person, please don't think I'm NOT gonna take that shit out on you as well. This post pretty much has no real purpose. But for those of you who have realized I that I was upset, I'm Over It!! K? Great! Thankss!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Bacon Flavored Envelopes
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did you see his fucking face?? hahahahaha. OMGGG!!! I literally laughed my fucking ass off.
WHOA WHOA WHOAAA!!!!! Phone Numbers and ALL!!
I'm about to holla at Joe Budden. I can be his next Tahari ;)
Wood Shocks!?!?!
Trina Ft Monica- Always
This song has it's ignorant parts. But there is one line, and one line only that I am absolutely in LOVE with!!! Can you guess it?!?!
HINT: You don't even have to listen to the whole song to figure it out. Hell you don't even have to listen to the first 2 minutes of the song!
Untitled
Do you ever feel like you miss someone reallllyyy bad?? Like so bad that it kind of starts to hurt and becomes unbearable..How the hell do you get rid of that feeling? What doctor can you go to?? What prescription can they prescribe? Missing someone THIS bad can cause plenty of sleepless nights. How the hell can I feel so alone when there are plenty of people around me?
I titled this post "Untitled" because there's a great sense of emptiness inside of me right now. It's like I'm missing that puzzle piece that completes me. Don't get me wrong. I already know what the piece is. Shit, I already have the piece. It's all a matter of fitting it in there correctly. There's no sugar coating it. I miss him. I miss the way he hugs me soo tight that it makes it kind of hard for me to breathe. I miss the way he playfully slaps my face or pulls my hair. Man oh man I miss the shit out of him. It still amazes me how something can be SO close, but yet so, so far. I guess patience is the key to it all. But damn, that shit is running out!! I want to be in his arms again!!! Ughhh. I miss him. So so sooooo much. :(
I titled this post "Untitled" because there's a great sense of emptiness inside of me right now. It's like I'm missing that puzzle piece that completes me. Don't get me wrong. I already know what the piece is. Shit, I already have the piece. It's all a matter of fitting it in there correctly. There's no sugar coating it. I miss him. I miss the way he hugs me soo tight that it makes it kind of hard for me to breathe. I miss the way he playfully slaps my face or pulls my hair. Man oh man I miss the shit out of him. It still amazes me how something can be SO close, but yet so, so far. I guess patience is the key to it all. But damn, that shit is running out!! I want to be in his arms again!!! Ughhh. I miss him. So so sooooo much. :(
Monday, March 29, 2010
Music tends to open up portals to feelings, emotions and even memories that have always been a mere existence. Being that I NEVER listen to the radio, and RARELY watch television, I find my music through Pandora and other blog worthy sites. This weekend I ran into one of THE most amazing songs EVER by one of my favorite artists-- JOHN LEGEND.
The name of the song? Cross the Line.
Now I know what you guys are thinking. There is absolutely NO relevance to anything. I just love the song, the melody, the words, the concept. It's an amazing song!!! So I'm going to stop talking about it and you guys can just go ahead and take a look yourselves.
The name of the song? Cross the Line.
Now I know what you guys are thinking. There is absolutely NO relevance to anything. I just love the song, the melody, the words, the concept. It's an amazing song!!! So I'm going to stop talking about it and you guys can just go ahead and take a look yourselves.
Weekend.
So the reason for my lack of blogging is simple. My big bro was in town!!!! O-M-G, I had tons and bunches of fun. Where do I start? From the amazing breakfast to the dinner that went out with a bang! I hardly get to see him and when we do, our time is realllyy scarce. This time around we got to spend some quality time together and do some bonding. I always enjoy talking and hanging around with him for several reasons. For starters, he is JUST like me! We love the same things. It was sooo cool to have a little shopping buddy who knew was Stussy was and wanted to go to Kid Robot and Supreme. I don't get that often. We hit up the Dunkxchange on Sunday. Something that I wasn't really crazy about doing. And needless to say I was a little frustrated at the start of the day. I had to do a quick outfit change because my feet were hurting THAT bad. Like, I could barely walk!!! Once we arrived, after getting lost because SOMEONE gave me the wrong address, I walked into this fucking hot, sweaty, crowded ass club. From the moment I walked in, I was like HELL NO, I am NOT feeling this. But once I was surrounded by fellow sneaker heads and great music, I was like HEYYYY, this isn't so bad. I wish I had like a million dollars because I wanted like every shoe there. I loved the atmosphere (despite the smell and amount of people), the music was pumping and everyone was pretty much on the same mission: Cop a pair of dope kicks. Although I didn't get any kicks, I got a really cute shirt that I can't wait to wear!!!!!! Overall, this weekend was sort of like an eye opener. I normally have guy friends who just wanna get with me. But Loso is genuinely a REAL friend. Something that I don't even think I can find these days. I was sad to see him go, but hopefully this is the start of many more trips!!!
But as always, reality sets in and its back to fucking work!! Ughhhh, I hate MONDAYS!!!!!!!
I Am JUST Like My Mom...
ALWAYS ready to curse a bitch out. Fuck the fact that it's 9 am. My mouth can be just as dirty (pause).
I Don't Understand How I DON'T Smoke, But Yet I Smell Like Fucking Ciggs.
Smh. I'm gonna need some new friends that DON'T smoke fucking Newports or any other cigarettes for that matter.
Btw, I know..I know..I have TONS of blogging to catch up on!
Btw, I know..I know..I have TONS of blogging to catch up on!
Friday, March 26, 2010
SOOOO EXCITED!!!!
Why Did I Get Married Too is coming out next weekend and I'm like super pumped to go see it!!!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWWWW It's NOAH!!!!!!!
The man pictured giving us the glossiest blue steel pose we’ve ever seen is Darryl Stephens — an actor best known as Noah on “Noah’s Arc”. He’s also been in films like Another Gay Movie, Boy Culture and Not Quite Right – if you’re into that kinda thing… The photo was taken for the Open Artists Movement “We Can Do It” campaign.
Rihanna and Travis Barker
So did anyone watch the Bad Girls Club Part 2 Reunion special?? All I have to say is NATALIE NUNN IS A MUTHAFUCKIN LIE!!! Bitch there is no way in HELL that you and your "security" where chopping it up next to Rihanna in a club. I'm sure the VIP Rihanna has isn't even open to unknown bitches like you. Don't play ya self hun. You know dammnnn well Rihanna will beat the brakes off of you. Let's be real, you are just craving some attention. Stand in line with Tila Tequila. Speaking of Tila, where the hell has her fame hungry ass been?
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Gorillaz for Complex Magazine
WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!
Why do men get so salty over a girl turning them down? When you go in for the punch, you should have to be prepared for some sort of let down. There are regulars who come through this door every damn day, or at least every week. I'm going to smile, and laugh and talk to you, because that is my job. I am suppose to be friendly and personable. How many times have the SAME messengers seen my boyfriend sitting in the corner. Seriously, don't get mad at me because you decided to holla at a 21 year old when you were CLEARLY 45-50 years old.
Once they realize that I have no interest in anything they have to offer, they start name dropping. " I have a duplex in Tribeca". "I'm getting ready to shoot a music video and the guy from the All State commercial is the director. Yeaa, we're really good friends". First off, if you're going to name drop, give me an A lister like Lil Wayne or something. The All State guy?? Really?? What the fuck am I suppose to do with the All State guy?
So I assume I made another enemy in this world because I didn't call him. BITCH.BOO.BYE. Nobody wants your stale ass. Thank you and goodbye.
For the future guys, if it is clear as day that a girl is NOT feeling you...Save yourself the embarrassment and keep on moving. No, you are not going to grow on her. And chances are you are probably REALLY getting on her nerves.
Once they realize that I have no interest in anything they have to offer, they start name dropping. " I have a duplex in Tribeca". "I'm getting ready to shoot a music video and the guy from the All State commercial is the director. Yeaa, we're really good friends". First off, if you're going to name drop, give me an A lister like Lil Wayne or something. The All State guy?? Really?? What the fuck am I suppose to do with the All State guy?
So I assume I made another enemy in this world because I didn't call him. BITCH.BOO.BYE. Nobody wants your stale ass. Thank you and goodbye.
For the future guys, if it is clear as day that a girl is NOT feeling you...Save yourself the embarrassment and keep on moving. No, you are not going to grow on her. And chances are you are probably REALLY getting on her nerves.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
"I Want to get a job here with you, so I can always see you. But it doesn't matter because I have that picture you gave me."
Me: What picture??
Guy: You don't remember? You gave it to me a long time ago.
Me: Umm, noo not me.
Guy: You have a bad memory, I'm talking about the picture in my heart.
FAIL!
Guy: You don't remember? You gave it to me a long time ago.
Me: Umm, noo not me.
Guy: You have a bad memory, I'm talking about the picture in my heart.
FAIL!
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