I Got the PHONE Bluessss

This phone thing is killing me!! Everyone says to keep it simple and just get a shitty phone. NO, I don't want a SHITTY phone!!! I want a nice one (the ones that are the first to break). And it's making me frustrated and annoyed that I have to pay millions and billions of dollars for a phone. I'm trying to be slick and go around the whole t-mobile thing but these stupid fucking required data plans are fucking me up. so it comes down to this....the ONLY phone I can get...is a blackberry! And from there I can do a trade with someone. Other then that....I am up the creek without a stupid fucking paddle. T-Mobile (and all other cell phone carriers) are dicks man!! They make these phones so they can break mid-way from when your contract starts and you have to pay full price for the shit...just so the next one could break again!!!!! I swear it's not fair!! UGH! But La always has a plan. She knows people in VERY high places and she ALWAYS gets what she wants!