Bored.

1.My grandpa once: Sat in his room and played solitaire all day. Opps, you guys said once..not ALL the time. My b. Anywho, R.I.P. Sonny.
2.Never in my life have I: ate a cooch. and have NO intentions of doing so.
3. When I was younger, I: dressed like a man.
4.High school was: good and bad. but mostly bad. ehhh, who am i kidding?? i was hardly ever there.
5.When I'm nervous: i chew on my stubby nails like its a piece of orbit.
6.The last time I really cried was: the other day. shittt, i cry like every day. i'm one emotional sad pup.
7.If I were to get married right now: i would expect my man to get a job. no shots, just truth.
8.My hair is: nappy as a muthafucka right now. :(
9.My feet are: smelly. i've been wearing the same socks for the past three days ;)
10.When I was 5: i have NO clue what I was doing. probably getting blown around by hurricane andrew.
11.Last Christmas: was whack. i spent it with some crazy dominican dude and his voodoo spelling mother. YIKES
12.When I turn my head left: i get a kink in my neck
13.When I turn my head right: the kink goes away
14.My life is not complete without: pop-tarts
15.By this time next year: i will be happily married...ha. funny.
16.I have a hard time understanding: people's opinions. not only do i not give three flying fucks about them...
17.One time at a family gathering: i set off a bomb and killed everyone in the peterson family. ::smiles::
18.Take my advice: People would rather see you sad and depressed then enjoy and sign of you being happy. True story. I read the book. A few times of course.
19.My ideal breakfast is: Pancakes with sausage and eggs and ham and bacon and golden grahams.
20.If you visit my hometown: you might get shot.
21.My friends are: friends? there are no such thing as those.
22.If you spend the night at my house: tilly will spray on your suitcase. and i might touch your private parts. and nanny will wake you up every hour with her walker. and you'll be really hot.
23.I would stop my wedding if: my dad showed up.
24.The world could do without: stds.
25.I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: shit, i HATE roach's. i'd eat shit before I lick a roach. OMG, barf just thinking about it.
26.The most recent thing I've bought myself is: a metrocard. ugh. HATE those things.
27.And, by the way: i just scratched my ass. YAY!
28.The last time I was high: i ate dog food. i think. so i was told. ahh idk?
29.In the past I shouldn't have been: sucha bitch. but things happen.
30.Once, at a bar/club: i keep those horrid things to myself.
31.Last night, I: went to bad at 8:30 pm. i know, im a loser :(
32.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I would sleep ALL day.
33.A better name for me would be: Lala-licious
34.In the last 6 months: My hair has been at an all time high. jealous much. of course
35.If I ever go back to school: fuck school.
36.I bet you didn't know: i can dance on it like a hoe.
37.I am: in love.
38.I read: never.
39.Every birthday: i am a year older.
40.I regret: NOTHING!