Day 8- Letter # 8

Dear Cheap Bitch Ass Muthafuckas,

You guys are making salaries up the ying yang. Most of ya'll are dropping a G on a purse. But then you make a big huss over the fact that I gave someone a $4 tip for a $34 meal. After the delivery dude waiting for a good 15 mins. If you can drop $30 on breakfast for ONE person, you damn sure could drop $2 extra dollars on a tip. And if you want your $2 back, fine bitch..I'll send you your 2 bucks. These people work CRAZY money. Money out their asses. We have free coffee and they go to Balthazar and drop $5 on a cup of coffee, EVERY DAY! I can't take a cheap bastard. I'm frugal with mines. But cheap?? Negative!!! I'm giving and generous and I refuse to bitch over something as small as $2 bucks. So you cheap ass bitch, I hope you choke on the $2 you're making a big deal of. Yeah, the $2 that was charged on your COMPANY card!!

Signed VERY Annoyed,

Lauren FUCKING P.