I WILL DO SOME THANNNGGGSSS!!!

MMMMmmMMMMm. Okkk I hate him and his music..But Soulja Boy can get the business..NO questions asked. That little boy is sooo sexy all of a sudden. Come to me Soulja B. Bleeeeehhh at Tyrese looking regular. Regular dudes is SO 1998

I'm an Emotional WRECK!!!

But he sure as HELL made it a lil better..just a lil bit...but I can think of 200 things I can do to him right off the back!!! yummmaayyyy

White People (Serious Face)

And the bad part about it...this is exactly what they do in an office setting. I went to work with my mom the other day (hush) and these white folks were bold with us. I was like waiitttttt!!! Since when did they grow some balls to talk to a black person any ol' way?? geesshh

this is why: I HEART POETRY!

LMFAO!!! CEEEIIILLLEEYYY!!!

Ughhh...Ashanti Makes Me Barf..

And I am soooo extra disappointed that she's playing the lead in The Wiz..my fave play of all time. She's just a fart head who can't sing. BTW, of course I'm gonna go check it out. I havvveeeee to.

AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I really wish all dads could be this great!

Super Sad!!

Reminds me of my me and my ex boyfriend. It's sucha same how things turned out.

Dominique Seducing Pah (Paul) With Her Cheekin

"Elmo Don't Know What to Do With That"

I don't think anybody knows what to do with that.

IT'S HEEERREE!!!!

and making my cooch 31 flavors of wet!!! yes yes yes baby!

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I Likey.

Melanie Fiona - Give It To Me Right

Whoaaaa.

When I Grow Up from Fever Ray on Vimeo.

Dopeness to the UMPH degree.

Miguel EXCLUSIVE Best I Ever Had (Cover) from Miguel on Vimeo.

I sooooooo love this cover. This little Mexicano is GOoOooOoD!

UGHHHH.

Viva La White Boy!!

WOOOOO!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVVEEEEEEEEE me some Levi Maestro. He has to be mixed with something. Those lips and that smile..ughhhhhhh. I'm gonna marry him. So official. It's gonna be Lala Maestro. Beautiful!!!!!! Sneaker head, skateboarder, WONDERFUL taste in music. Honestly, what the hell else can you ask for?? This young stud-muffin is def what is IT!!! Ya'll are sleeping on him! It's ok, cuz I'm gonna be sleeping WITH him. HA!

Maestro Knows - Episode 10 (Las Vegas) from Maestro Knows on Vimeo.

LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI!!!!

This Song...

Equals me prancing around in my undies. Ok Ok, I admit it..I've become a fan of Rick Ross. siggghhh

Tattoos and Bamboo Earrings.

So the title of this post is totally irrelevant to the topic. BTW, I'm cool like that bitch. I was talking to my BFF yesterday, and I've been doing this whole thing like not telling people about my love life. And he said something that I've come to realize is going to be soooooooooo true. In regards to my current on and off situation he said: "You are gonna be doing this the rest of your life". I agree. It is gonna be on and off with this man until uhmm I die?? Crazy stuff mannn. I know what you all are thinking, uhmm why don't ya'll just keep it on rather then off...pshhh trust me, it is NOT that easy.

BTW, MY FAVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Oh Yeaa.

I looked in the mirror today and I said this is IT!!! I look good. Can I get a AMEN!?? Kidding lovelys...

ACTUALLY, I'm as serious as a heart attack.

Double kisses to my fabb bitches!

Another Again = MY SHIT!

Did NOT know they had a video. One of my fave songs EVER!!!!! And has everything and more to do with my love life. Super excited.

ATTENTION!!! Public Service Announcement!

Suuupppeerrrrrrr Cutie..

Café Serré from Denis Bouyer on Vimeo.

Despite my Scratchy Throat....

I still am feeling FAB FAB FAB to the umph degree!! Sooooo, I decided to switch it up since its summer summerrrr timmmee!!! I got bangs ya'll!! And needless to say I effin' love the shit outta these things. Although mother dearest claims that i look like a dog with all this hair in my face, but whatev, she's just a hater!! But lookie at my bangers:






So I wanted to do a video post thingy and I tried it out, but I really and truly sound horrible and you could barely hear me. So we're gonna stick it on out with the gool ol' sausage fingers..BTW, I hope everyone has a fun and safe Memorial weekend...I'm gonna leave you bitches with double kisses and THIS!!!!!


When ya'll get some BFF's like these...then...actually thats impossible!! NO ONE can have BFF's like these..be jealous!

WISH WISH WIISSSHHHH..

I had the pleasure of doing this to a few people I know..It would make me feel 10 times better..

Excerpt from Steve Harvey's Book....OMG, the truth!

"Nothing on this planet can compare with a woman’s
love—it is kind and compassionate, patient and nurturing,
generous and sweet and unconditional. Pure.
If you are her man, she will walk on water and through a
mountain for you, too, no matter how you’ve acted out, no
matter what crazy thing you’ve done, no matter the time or
demand. If you are her man, she will talk to you until there just
aren’t any more words left to say, encourage you when you’re
at rock bottom and think there just isn’t any way out, hold you
in her arms when you’re sick, and laugh with you when you’re
up. And if you’re her man and that woman loves you—I mean
really loves you?—she will shine you up when you’re dusty,
encourage you when you’re down, defend you even when she’s
not so sure you were right, and hang on your every word, even
when you’re not saying anything worth listening to. And no
matter what you do, no matter how many times her friends say
you’re no good, no matter how many times you slam the door
on the relationship, she will give you her very best and then
some, and keep right on trying to win over your heart, even
when you act like everything she’s done to convince you she’s
The One just isn’t good enough.
That’s a woman’s love—it stands the test of time, logic, and
all circumstance."

Cleveland..In a Nutshell of course!

So my trip to Cleveland was pretty fascinating. Everyone put their differences aside and came together for a graduation celebration!! HEYYY!!! My haircut was a killer! Actually, I was a killer. No need to toot my own horn, but I def was killing them in the CLE. Damn, everyone was breaking neck and telling me how beautiful I was..And I was slack when I was up there, I really felt like I was a celebrity. BTW, one of the first things my bro ham said to me when he saw me was that my butt looks like it got bigger..THANK YOU JESUS!! And then later on that night he expressed to me that my boobs are HUGE!!! pause pause pause..he is my brother!!


I think the real fun times was when we hit up Dave and Busters..OMG!! The night started out a with a few dranks.. My specialty of course: Goose and Cranberry Juice!! So I took back like 5 of those, and was ready for some fun. I hit up the Power Game card crap and from there ya girl was hitting jackpots left and right!! I was making it rain on them hoes!! That crap was fun. And to think I had THAT much fun with my family..WTF! So after that is when it started to get weak..Graduations and sick!! Worse combination you can imagine...BTW, It was a fun and interesting little break..here are some pictorials to enjoy. Double kisses to my bitches!!

How Many Times Do I Have To Tell Ya'll!!??

Listento"fuckin"LALA!!! Ya know, ya'll are over here acting like I don't know what I'm talking about..



All I know, that on October 5th I will be getting some of this!!! I don't care where it is, who its with or how long it lasts..thank you and goodbye!

I'm Gonna Marry Him..Yeaa the White Dude!!

Shittt, if he can protect himself from six dudes he can have my heart!!!

Goodbye Stupid Young Immature Childhood..Helllooo Sexy Grown Up Responsibilities!

No more sad and depressing blogs. That is soooooooo 1992. It's a new day, which brings a new me and a new attitude. I woke up with a whole new meaning to life and I am going to def live out that purpose!! I'm 20 years old, with a resume just as great as half these people with degrees. It's time for me to start growing up. I applied for some AMAZING jobs. And by amazing, I'm not talking about Footlocker or Macy's..I'm talking about hardcore jobs with hardcore pay!! I want to move out of my house by the end of next year, so that means its time to save up my money!! No more mid-day trips to the store to purchase 3-4 pairs of kicks at a time. Those days are slowly starting to fade!! (Let's not get it twisted, I'm still gonna go hard on my collection, just not AS hard). So by this time next year, I hope to be packing my bags and waving goodbye to my parentals as I make my way into adult hood. No need for names, but I know dudes who are uhmm let's just say wayyy older than me and is STILL living at home with absolutely no means of bouncing! How can you want to stay under your parents roof? That is like sooooo NOT cool!! Shitt, you can't take a bitch and fuck her with your mom in the next room!! This is why I applaud myself, I have goals. Ok so how many girls have those type of goals at my age? Yeaa, exactly! Without giving up all the chicks info, this girl who works at a local drugstore is about 18...She already has a 2 year old son, and another one on the way. She doesn't attend school and uhmm the drugstore is her only job!! Ohh, lets not mention she still lives at home with her mother! WOW WOW WOW!!!! Ain't that some shit! Sorry, but I'm not trying to be another statistic. La will NOT be on nobodys welfare or section 8! With that being fuck guys. I'm not letting no stupid boy get in the way of my shine. For the next year..I don't care about relationships, sex, dick..NOTHING!!! Strickly work and school..As I mentioned before, I feel so so sooooo sorry for the next guy who tries to win my heart...No more walk in the parks..Go hard or go home bitch!! Speaking of bitches...Double kisses!

Help. Me. Please??!!

I def been feeling some kinda way these past couple of days. I'm not committing nothing, so hold your horses!! But its just been one of those moods..Ya know where you sit in the dark and listening to R&B songs. There is sooooo many things that are going through my head! And its hard, because half of me is saying go with your mind which the rest is telling me to go ahead and follow your heart..Hmm, but your heart tends to break, and fixes itself with time. So does that mean I just go ahead and follow the mind?? AHHH!!! You see where I'm coming from now, right? Stress, stress, stress..I just feel like pulling the hair out my head and screaming in agonizing pain. I swear that would make me feel better, if I can allow myself to let out a loud belting scream without scaring the neighbors. Okkk, so I'm going back to sulking in pity. Double kisses to my bitches!

Not a Hoe, Slut, Bitch or Trick..."No One"!!

Sticks and stones usually don't break my bones. I've been called it all...fat, stupid, hoe, smut, bitch, trick...I can handle those things. It's whatever because I know they are empty words..But when someone that you care about wayy more then words can describe calls you a "no one", that is probably the most painful way to learn that they don't give a fuck. Your enemies have more respect for you, because they give you a title, you are their enemy. But a no one puts you in the category of shit! Literally worthless shit!! Thats all I can think about today. I took a nap and woke up hoping something else would be on my mind, but the only thing that keeps coming up are the words..."You are no one.." For some reason I honestly think this was probably the most hurtful things someone has ever said to me. And I can sit here and be like fuck him, he ain't nobody but for two years can you honestly let those words slip through your lips? No matter how mad I get at a loved one, no matter how many times I would love to ring their neck and watch the blood overflow to the ground, NEVER have a disrespected someone in such a manner to call them a no one. If he would have said you were dead to me, I even woulda expected that, but the words no one are like a dagger to my heart. I've learned another lesson!! One that I hope I can never again experience, never give anyone more respect then they deserve. If they treat you like the shit on the bottom of their shoe, then you go ahead and give em' that same attitude. It's def an awakening for La!! And for the record: I'm more of a someone then half of these broke ass niggas and ignorant ass chicks will EVER be!! My resume, accomplishments, and my track record would wipe ANYBODY I know out the water. So after I graduate and I'm sitting pretty, I'll wave from wayyy up top!

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

Scratch that!! This is More Like IT!!!

Remember how I said that last song was the ish...well I'm changing it up on ya'll!!!

yes yes yes yes yes yes yessssss!!!!!!!!

::scratches head:: Hmm. Why Does it Feel Sooo..Uhmm NATURAL??

Well first off let me start off by saying I can tell what type of night this is gonna be. My jesus!!! My mom is in my ear snoring like a fucking monster, my cat has been scratching in her litter box for the past 20 mins making the room smell like straight up booty juices, my mind is all over, and my thighs are on fiyahh!! So with that being said I just wanted to dwell upon the fact how some things happen so naturally. Ya know, like the connection. You don't really have to try. Well yea, thats how I feel about someone really special to me. And thats probably the reason why I fell in love with his ass. I mean I can completely be myself without having to worry what he thinks. Thats a good thing, right? He makes me feel so comfortable within my shell. So with that being said..I wanted to throw in a old skool joint!! Kinda relevant to the situation at hand. But we're not gonna dabble in that nonsense...

I miss Kells!

Today wasss..Ehhh..

Ok so it all started out this morning, I woke up and had to deal with this:


So after I tackled that crap..I made my way on over to the VIBE Pulse Party and uhmm. I'll just go ahead and let ya'll watch for yourselves..


I'm knocking out!

Double Kisses to my Bitches!!

Oh My Jesus!! Was I a Jumpoff!!?? Awww darn.

Dagga to the heart!!!

Just A Thinkings...

Within my drunken state last night, I thought about a few things that tend to knock my noggin!! One of the most common thoughts was I wonder what the hell my ex boyfriends tell their new girlfriends?? Now there are some dudes who just won't mention you, shittt thats the past so we all move on. But then there are SOME, who's entire life revolves around their ex's. So I wish I can be a fly on the wall for one day. I would love to hear what is being said. I'm sure I was the bad one!! He probably left out the important details like OHHH BTW, I am the most controlling boyfriend you could ever have and thats probably the reason why Lauren went and did all the shit she did! Ohh mann. Boys are sooo stupid!! Why the hell do you need to control a woman?? What the fuck. And I hate hate hattteee being clocked. Don't call me every 10 minutes to get an update on where I am. OMG, I remember one dude (yes, the same controlling ex) use to question when I would be done. That shit PISSED me off. I use to say I have to go cash my check or something. And he would be like well what time are you gonna be here? How long does that take? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I get there when I muthafucking get there bitch!! I swear, I can not stand a man who needs to know your every move. And as a girlfriend I don't feel like I need to know your every move either. I learned a lot from that fucked up relationship..hence the reason why I have no regrets. But NEVER will I be put through six months of hell again!!!! Ladies, do yourself a favor and beware of Manuel Angel The Crazy Molina!!!

LMFAO!!!

Ok Wayne is being soooo polite!!! It's hilarious!! "Yes Ma'am". Dude is actually educated. WOW!! Who woulda known.

One Porno I am DEF Gonna Check Out!!

i WISH a bitch would!!!

GIRRRLLL!!! If I woulda got my ass jumped like that, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE believe I was going to school the next day with a gun and blasting EVERY single nasty ass hoodrat who put their hands on me. In all honestly, this is like stupid. Nobody knew what they were fighting about...stupid bitches..That shit just pissed me off!!

Artistic Expression. BEAUTIFUL!

So I stumble upon the works of my favorite artist of all time, Laboxford Humprey and I could not help but to showcase his amazing artwork! Enjoy lovelyys.

Ya Know What Grinds My Gears? What La, What Grinds Your Gears?

Top 20 All Time Grinders!!

1. I hate hate haaatteeee when fuckers say "Oh, I'm gonna call you back" and they just never do. That pisses me off more then life itself. If you are say you're gonna do something then I expect you to fucking do it!!

2. Oh boy do I hate when people get caught in their lies and they CONTINUE to lie. Ok I've got caught up before, but when I was approached with the situation I didn't dig myself deeper into the dirt. I finally broke down and told the truth. C'mon, you honestly look like a big fuckin dummy when you continue to lie. In your head your saying "shes believing every word im saying" while in my head I'm simply laughing at your pitiful attempt.

3. Songs that are remixed 50 million times. JESUS CHRIST!!! Especially if it's a good song. Day N' Nite should NOT have been butchered by ten million different people. That's just boo boo boo.

4. OMJesus. I find this funny. But people who "go back on their word". For example, a boy tells his current girlfriend " I don't do Valentines"..Then next thing you know you guys broke up and he got a new girl and is all of a sudden "doing valentines". Bitch if your broke ass didn't wanna celebrate thats all you had to fucking say.

5. Dirty shoes. I can not STAND to look at a pair of kicks that are COMPLETELY done. It's disgusting. It makes me wanna throw up. There should be NO reason you are still rocking a pair of kicks that look like you kicked the curb a thousand times and spilled soy sauce all over them. That is unacceptable. Throw them bitches away and cop a new pair.

6. Male cry babys. I like to cry, I'm emotional. But then again I'm a female so that's acceptable. But I just wanna slap the shit outta dudes who whine whine whine. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I don't wanna hear your patty poor pity. Save the issue for someone who wants to subscribe. I don't care about your financial problems or your girl problems. I don't wanna hear that mess. I'm about to start charging for the hour.

7. People who touch me. Like pet me. 5,4,3,2...SLAP!! I'm not an animal. So don't pet me. Thank you if you're trying to say my skin is soft..But please don't caress my face. Or like pet my hair. What the hell do I look like?? A pet hamster or something. UGHHHH. My mom has this friend who always wants to grab my ears. I wanna slap the spit outta his mouth!

8. H&M. What the hell is the hype?? Ohhh I get it, you wanna dress like everyone else in NYC right? Yea thats it. You want to walk on 34th street and see some strange girl rocking your dress. Ohh ok. I get it then.

9. Boys in tight clothing. There is a difference between tight and fitted. Fitted looks good. Tight is a NO NO. I'm not interested in seeing your bulge (or lack of). Like leave the yeast infection jeans for the chicks. Geesh, what's next? Dudes rockin Brazilian pants?

10. White socks. White socks make me sick!! They remind me of a dirty tampon, once you crack that bad boy open and wear it, theres no turning back. Throw them away. UGHHH,

11. Ex boyfriends who think they upgraded. HA HA and OMG HA!! I'm not saying I'm Beyonce or anything. But I must admit, there's not many chicks out here that have accomplished the shit I have. My resume is better then half the niggas I fuck with. I'm successful, independent and smart. Let's see how many NYC chicken heads have those qualities. So please, don't play yourself. Thankkss.

12. All talk and no..uhmmm. Noo proof?? I am soooo tired of dudes ranting and raving about how great their sex is. Shittt, don't talk about it..Prove it to me sweetie cheeks. Like ya'll really think you're putting in work. And in all honestly, I'm like yawwwnnn. Please, like practice what you preach. I'll be sitting there running over my lines for class, and then I'm like oh i forgot to moan. ::moans::

13. Old men who even remotely think that in the back of their poisoned mind I will give them the time of day. I was walking to the store the other day and this like 70 year old man was like "Hey there beautiful". WTF, because you're not like my great grandfather. I shoulda told him I had a 98 year old gma upstairs who needs her world rocked.

14. People who share clothes. Especially girls. Not only is someone hardcore jocking your style but thats straight up embarrasing. Like you go to the club one weekend with a bangin ass fit and then your homegirl rocks it to work on Monday. Like what the fuck?? If she ain't got nothing to wear then she needs to stay her ass home.

15. Multi-textured weaves. I'm all for the weave and extentions. But I am NOT up for the different hair textures. It just isn't right to slap a curly ponytail in when your hair is bone straight. Don't do the afro puff if you know DAMN well your shit is permed. 10 slaps for you nappy headed hoes. Yea I said it!! =o!

16. Soulja Boy. Although I secretly crush on his cute ass, I still think he is the most ignorant human being to grace the presence of this earth. His stupid little dances...and we all know Arab is stretching that booty hole!!

17. If you are a NYC native you are all too familiar with the bums and subway strap hangers. Boy do I hate those bastards!!! I've heard it all...My mom died, I lost my job, I'm drunk, I'm hugry blah blah blah. Instead of sleeping under all that newspaper they need to go ahead and read it. They don't know its a recession?? Nobody has money to be giving away like that. And I damn sure ain't gonna help someone who don't wanna help themselves. Not to mention when you tell em' no they wanna get a little stank attitude. Nobody told you to spend your last bill on a crack rock. OooOOO burn La. Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned. =X.

18. Controlling boyfriends. It is NOT my fault that YOU have insecurities so you think I'm creeping (which I probably am). OMJesus. Wynter Gordon said it best.."If you're not careful I'll be MIA." If I didn't wanna be with someone don't you think I woulda bounced a min ago. Why the FUCK would I stick around for some shit that wasn't on point? A controlling man is a pussy. Someone who can't handle his, so he has to make sure his girl doesn't wander. If he was on point and putting it down he wouldn't have to worry.

19. Ignorance. Actual quote. "I'm smart. But you can't be smart in the hood. It ain't cool to be smart in the hood". ::pause:: Are you kidding me? I really hope the hood is paying your bills and putting food on your table. I hope you can pay your light bill by hitting up Crackhead Curtis down the street. So being smart is all of a sudden a bad thing right? Because I go to college and I graduated from a high school that was 13th in the nation..I'm a dumbass correct?? Ohh okk you ignorant muthafucka, I understand now.

20. Last but certainly not least. The most infamous grinder. PEOPLE WHO SMACK THEIR FOOD. Are you some sort of animal??? Is your hamburger about to grow legs and jump off your plate? I understand it might get a little cold so you're rushing. But there is NO need to have to hear you chewing like a monkey from down the street. Not only is it disgusting...well yea, it's just disgusting!!


So my lovess. Please be sure to stay fresh, fly and oh so fabb!! Double Kisses to my BITCHES!!! Byyee gurrrrr. P.S. Even Diddy loves him some LA!! Yoouuuu KNOOOWWW!!!