Friday, July 31, 2009
Guys Tell Common Lies...
EVERY guy get's their lies from the same book. And by now you would think they would get the hint that they need to publish a new edition...because like Sunshine Anderson...I have heard them all before. Here are a few that CONTINUE to repeat themselves. Like really, the truth will get you in less trouble...GEESH.
1. My phone is broken (but it miraculously got fixed just in time to call me today).
2. My phone was dead (any other time you carry an extra battery or a charger with you).
3. I lost your number (the good lord must have came to you in your sleep and layed it gently on your pillow).
4. I was locked up (for a few hrs??).
5. I have to go pick up my..(brother/sister/mother/cousin/grandmother etc)
6. You didn't call me..My phone was right next to me. (So I guess I called a ghost then..with the SAME exact voicemail as you. STRANGE)
7. I overslept (because alarm clocks are the hardest things to find these days).
8. I was just playing (psh.you obviously mean it because you said it..so it must have been marinating in the back of your head for some time.)
9. I don't have any money (but you always seem to be on the go when I call you)
10. I'm texting/on the phone with my brother/sister/mother. (THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!!...NO...NO NO NO..you are NOT on the phone with your sister OR mother or any of your family members at 2 in the morning. More importantly you're not talking to one of your boys...HELLLOOO what dude do you know wants to have a pow wow with his mail friend in the wee hours of the morning when his dick is rock hard??? My point exactly)
So fellas. How about you make a new book. One where us ladies don't already know your played out game. You know how many females get away with cheating?? That's because we know how to outsmart your asses. I'm just saying
1. My phone is broken (but it miraculously got fixed just in time to call me today).
2. My phone was dead (any other time you carry an extra battery or a charger with you).
3. I lost your number (the good lord must have came to you in your sleep and layed it gently on your pillow).
4. I was locked up (for a few hrs??).
5. I have to go pick up my..(brother/sister/mother/cousin/grandmother etc)
6. You didn't call me..My phone was right next to me. (So I guess I called a ghost then..with the SAME exact voicemail as you. STRANGE)
7. I overslept (because alarm clocks are the hardest things to find these days).
8. I was just playing (psh.you obviously mean it because you said it..so it must have been marinating in the back of your head for some time.)
9. I don't have any money (but you always seem to be on the go when I call you)
10. I'm texting/on the phone with my brother/sister/mother. (THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!!...NO...NO NO NO..you are NOT on the phone with your sister OR mother or any of your family members at 2 in the morning. More importantly you're not talking to one of your boys...HELLLOOO what dude do you know wants to have a pow wow with his mail friend in the wee hours of the morning when his dick is rock hard??? My point exactly)
So fellas. How about you make a new book. One where us ladies don't already know your played out game. You know how many females get away with cheating?? That's because we know how to outsmart your asses. I'm just saying
I Just Wanna Go Home..
And sleep. I want to close my eyes and act like today never happened. I knew what the deal was this morning. The rain, the humidity...I already knew. I HATE TODAY. Point, blank period.
I Want This Shirt..
Because as much as they are all complete assholes....it is VERY true!! I love me a dude from NYC.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Since When Did Lala Become Famous Celebrity..
She looks amazing. Carmello must have put her back in the spotlight. It sure as hell wasn't that bland season of Charm School.
BTW, they make a cute couple. Carmello is looking yummm. Minus that extra young cardigan.
And my other fave couple...
BTW, they make a cute couple. Carmello is looking yummm. Minus that extra young cardigan.
And my other fave couple...
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!
Talk about Dumbo Returns....
I hate her too. She tries to hard. It was so natural with free and A.J....I hate Terrance's goofy ass too.
If You Know Me Well..
You know that I HATE HATE HATE Katy Perry. Rihanna stay FAR FAR FARRRR away from this chick. We don't want her to rub off on you.
Why Ask??
You know I was gonna do it anyways..
I am CONVINCED that Kanye throws down. He's a fly dude. He's not like this fine ass model type dude. But he has style and class. I like Kanye.
I am CONVINCED that Kanye throws down. He's a fly dude. He's not like this fine ass model type dude. But he has style and class. I like Kanye.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
I LOVE THEM...
No matter how many one hit wonders they make!!! I've met them before at VIBE and they are really nice girls..Cute!
Something Ain't Right With This Picture...
Jay is SO not a gentleman. Thanks for helping Bey out the car asshole. Geesh, even my boyfriend holds doors and helps me off escalators. DAMN!!! Money = LACK of manners.
SOOOO COOL!!!!
I def am gonna check this out. How creative. I always thought Bergdoff Goodman was like THE store for store displays...but this LV display is giving them a run for their money. ESPECIALLY because it's like right across the street from each other. Cool stuff though.
Besides the Fact that I LOVE this Song..and It's My Ringtone...
I also LOVE the video and this three-way collab thing...AMAZING!! And not for nothing: fab can get the business!! I have a HUGE crush on him. YAY for Keri looking gorgeous. And helllllooo Ryan Leslie.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Watches are like the IT Accesory to an Outfit.
A must-have!!
I can't decide which one needs to be on my arm!?? I want ALL of em!
I can't decide which one needs to be on my arm!?? I want ALL of em!
Monday, July 27, 2009
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