Guys Tell Common Lies...

EVERY guy get's their lies from the same book. And by now you would think they would get the hint that they need to publish a new edition...because like Sunshine Anderson...I have heard them all before. Here are a few that CONTINUE to repeat themselves. Like really, the truth will get you in less trouble...GEESH.

1. My phone is broken (but it miraculously got fixed just in time to call me today).
2. My phone was dead (any other time you carry an extra battery or a charger with you).
3. I lost your number (the good lord must have came to you in your sleep and layed it gently on your pillow).
4. I was locked up (for a few hrs??).
5. I have to go pick up my..(brother/sister/mother/cousin/grandmother etc)
6. You didn't call me..My phone was right next to me. (So I guess I called a ghost then..with the SAME exact voicemail as you. STRANGE)
7. I overslept (because alarm clocks are the hardest things to find these days).
8. I was just playing (psh.you obviously mean it because you said it..so it must have been marinating in the back of your head for some time.)
9. I don't have any money (but you always seem to be on the go when I call you)
10. I'm texting/on the phone with my brother/sister/mother. (THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!!...NO...NO NO NO..you are NOT on the phone with your sister OR mother or any of your family members at 2 in the morning. More importantly you're not talking to one of your boys...HELLLOOO what dude do you know wants to have a pow wow with his mail friend in the wee hours of the morning when his dick is rock hard??? My point exactly)

So fellas. How about you make a new book. One where us ladies don't already know your played out game. You know how many females get away with cheating?? That's because we know how to outsmart your asses. I'm just saying