Captain Morgan = DEATH

Okk so when I drink Captain Morgan some bad things happen. And when I wake up in the morning I usually laugh about it OR uhmm I kinda just don't remember what the fuck happened. I vaguely remember when I got home. I was texting someone of absolutely no importance bacause he's an asshole and then I was spoke with loso. Throughout that time I had absolutely no clue what the fuck I said. And today I sign on to twitter and see this status:



WHOOOAAA!!!!! UHM??? La??? Alcohol really gets me into trouble!! I start talking a whole buncha mess..OH and let's not mention the text messages in my outbox..I was buggin!! And each alcohol gives me a different side effect. Bacardi won't do a damn thing to me..But Captain Morgan will make me talk sooo much shit and I become extremly violent. As far as Grey Goose, thats another story. OMG, am I an alcoholic??? YIKES!!! BTW, I'm not drinking for a min.