I Hate to Do It Like This...

I really do. I try to be nice. But people tend to push my buttons..So now I have to make you and every other statistic like yourself feel like the crap on the bottom of my SoHo walking shoes. So because of YOU, I'm gonna let EVERYBODY know what the deal is. And throughout my endeavors doing so, you may take my attitude for being cocky!! NO NO NO sweety, I'm just speaking the truth.

Sooooo when I wake up in the morning, I turn my computer on and my AIM usually pops up. And if time permits, I'm nosy and I read peoples aways. So this morning I ran across an something that made me laugh!! And after I laughed I said to myself...DAMN I LOVE MY FUCKIN LIFE!!! So with that being said let me elaborate for those who feel the need to think that they have moved on to bigger and better things. Bigger-- yes. Better-- HELL NO! I am 20 years old. I have more experience in the work force then most of your parents do. My first job was CVS when I was 16..I worked there for 2 months and after that..I knew what I DIDN'T want to do for the rest of my life. Retail jobs!? BITCH PLEASSEEE!! I leave that for the uneducated hoodrats.

At the age of 20 I have worked at a real estate office, a law office, a call center, interned at a MAJOR publication AND now am a receptionist at a multi-billion dollar company. I've had better jobs then most 50 year olds. Which means, by the time I'm 30..SHIITTTT I might be the CEO of a company. Because there is only one way left to go..and that is UP!!

So with that being said...I just wanna give you FELLAS a heads up that when you THINK you have moved on to better things..I laugh at you. Because knowing the type of person you are. And knowing that you are still on section 8 and wellfare. Knowing that you still grocery shopping at FoodTown....All these things let ME know that I have moved on to bigger and better things. I will be graduating from one of the most prestigious UNIVERSITIES in NYC with a resume that goes harder then a pornstar (thanks los). I'm not trying to say I'm better then anybody. That would be self-centered. But I am saying that people should know their place in society and stay there.

I am a very giving person. ANYBODY that knows me will tell you that. I am also very mature for my age. I'm not stingy with my accomplishments and achievements. I am someone that ANYONE can bring home to their mother! ANYONE! I have never met someones mother that didn't instantly fall in love with me! I have never been to a job interview and not have an employer instantly fall in love with me! Shitt, I have never talked to a guy that didn't fall in love with me. Give or take a few circumstances.

So please..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAASSEEEEEE know that YES, you may have moved on. But NO, not to better things. It doesn't get any better than this.

Double kisses muthafuckas. MWAH MWAH!



That's right Miss Piggy..let them niggas know who the HBIC is up in herreee!