There are Ghost in There!!!

Maybe it's just me...But I'm confused as shit!!!! Looking back at old pictures and just random thoughts and memories, I start thinking about articles of clothing that went missing. I think to myself "What the FUCK!?? What happened to that dress? Or that shirt??" I have come to the conclusion that there are ghosts in my house. There is no way things disappear like that. I am not careless enough to leave them chilling in a washer machine in the basement...those bitches straight up disappeared. For example, I had this navy blue shirt that I wore all of like TWO times. That shit is GONE!!! I have looked high and low for that thing and it just is not there. I don't know if the ghosts are fucking with my emotions because I did something nasty in my bed or what. But I am educated enough to know that things just don't grow feet and walk away! There are ghosts chilling up in my house. And I don't know what the hell I did to them, but I would kindly like for them to give me back my dress and navy blue shirt!!!