I've been farting for the past few days..And it's been smelling fucking straight up HORRID!!! Like I just did one now and I had to leave the room because the smell was hanging around ENTIRELY too long. Especially when I wake up in the morning!!! JESUS, I don't know what crawled up in me and died but how the hell do I get that shit out!?? I'm usually by myself when I let one loose, but I'm scared I might slip up when I'm around someone. So I set out to research why my farts smell like a dead baby...and here's what I found..
Flatulence contains nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide. These are created by the fermentation of undigested foods such as bean skins and veegtable fiber. The hydrogen sulfide and other compounds (mercaptan, butyric acid and carbonyl sulfide) make the released gases smell bad. Humans actually expel little methane compared to ruminants such as cows and sheep.
Umm, I had a burrito like a week ago...so does that mean I'm STILL paying for it?
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