Ohhhhhh Mannn. I'm Feeling Brand New Today!!!

So I came to work today with this whole fuck the world attitude. I have been here 30 mins and this dyking bitch already is starting with me. For starters, I shouldn't even be here on President's Day. This is a national holiday that our job feels the need to NOT celebrate. As well as Martin Luther King Day, as well as Snow Days. Needless to say I hate this place. I hate this slow ass fucking computer. I hate these nosy ass fucking employees and I hate the ugly ass bitches who think they are about something. So that leads me up to this..My 2 weeks notice is going in TODAY!!! I won't have to worry about booking stupid ass conference rooms or sorting dirty ass newspapers. And boy oh boy are they going to regret it because the next bitch who comes up in here isn't going to be nothing like me!!!!! I hate this place and every morning I wake up I wish the train would get stuck in the tunnel for hours so I wouldn't have to come to work. This place has the devil all up through it. Everyone is evil here with fucking diva attitudes and frankly..I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT!! My boss is an inconsiderate retard who only cares about keeping this contract. So now have fun!! Because I sure as HELL will NOT be here for that!!!!! Gotta Leave, Gotta Go!!!!