Why Must Something ALWAYS Turn My Day Sour??

Ya know, It's bad enough it's Monday. You would THINK that someone would cut me a break, go easy on me. NOOOO, everything and everyone is getting on my nerves. I have a headache, my contacts are bothering me. I mean REALLY, can we get it together PLEASE. Because I can't--not today.

I am three seconds from taking my black ass home after work. I try to be nice, try to be a good girlfriend...I don't ask for much. But NOOOOO, he ALWAYS has to make things difficult. FUCK FUCK FUCK!! I swear to god, he has until 4:30 to get his act together. That's an hour from now. Stay tuned for the follow up.

AND FUCK THAT DUDE FOR CALLING ME LAURA. You can't read bitch??? You looked at my name plate and said Laura, you dumb bitch!